Where Do They Get This Stuff?

Last week, my mother-in-law was here, and she, my wife and I all took BG out to shop for some summer clothes.

The next day, my wife was putting BG down for a nap, when BG said, "I want to go shopping."

My wife said, "No, it's time to nap. We went shopping yesterday, so we're not going again today."

BG was upset, and she said, "I'm going to have Daddy take me shopping when he get's home from work."

"I don't think daddy is going to take you shopping either," my wife responded.

BG didn't miss a beat. She snuggled up to my wife and said, "Honey, let me tell you how it is!"