When I Grow Up

Today, BG said to me, ‎"When I grow up, I will be a girl or maybe a boy."

"I'm pretty sure you'll be a girl," I replied.

"No, I will be a boy."

"Why will you be a boy?"

"Because I want a pee tube, so I can pee standing up."

Even more funny: later, she decided she also wanted a poo tube.