The "F" Word

Well, it happened. You finally said the "F" word.

It actually happened a few months ago. We were at Ikea, shopping for a new rug for your play area, actually.

We were heading to the second floor, and there was a fly in the elevator. When you saw it, you started to jump up and down, while screaming, "There's a fucking bug in here! There's a fucking bug in here!"

It was both hilarious and mortifying. Someday, I hope to be able to return the favor.